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Updates from the studio, carefully reviewed by legal and then immediately ignored by Clint.

AUG 17

ArcticStorm announces another announcement
Details of the announcement will be announced when announcements are ready.

AUG 14

Honeywood infrastructure remains operational
Greg continues to stand exactly where expected.

AUG 09

Commerce division reports record imaginary growth
Blade of Grass sales exceeded every reasonable projection.

AUG 02

Chicken physics incident resolved
Engineering has declined to explain what “resolved” means.